Who’s Behind Get The Side Eye?

Just one person with an appreciation for straight-faced absurdity, a background in overthinking, and a questionable habit of turning real-world problems into punchlines.

I’m not here to change the world — I’m just here to comment on it with the tone it deserves.

Think of me as a tour guide, leading you through the museum of modern life, pointing at each exhibit, and whispering, “…You seeing this too?”

Why This Exists

Because the world doesn’t always make sense. And when it does, it’s usually by accident.

Sarcasm is how some of us cope. How some of us bond. And how some of us resist the urge to yell into the void.

This site gives that energy a home — one that’s fun, thoughtful, and just slightly off-center..

What You’ll Find Here

Sarcasm, obviously — but classy sarcasm. The kind that taps you on the shoulder before delivering the punchline. No cheap shots, no celebrity mockery, no angry political rants. Just clean, well-structured commentary on modern life’s greatest hits:

• Infrastructure that feels more conceptual than functional

• Technology solving problems we never had

• Corporate decision-making powered by caffeine and chaos

• Everyday behavior that raises questions no one will answer

• And the occasional tiger, apparently (don’t ask)

Blog posts come in two sizes:

• Short smirks — quick hits of dry humor

• Deep dives — where we pretend to analyze something deeply while actually just roasting it politely