The MetroCard is officially gone, and New York is pretending this happened overnight. A sarcastic farewell to a beloved piece of plastic, a gentle roast of OMNY complainers, and a reminder that change—even in NYC—was announced approximately a decade ago.

Inflation reduction was supposed to mean less. New York City, however, is proudly delivering more—starting with multiple Times Square Ball Drops per year. If we’re already breaking tradition, why not lean all the way in and monetize daily drops? This is satire. Mostly.

A highly scientific Q1 investment strategy based on New Year’s fitness resolutions, Instagram behavior, and the predictable human tendency to quit by February.

A sarcastic look at why letting people choose their own seats often leads to chaotic experiences—whether it’s a tall person blocking your expensive theater view or a coworker choosing the worst possible spot in a meeting. The post pokes fun at the idea of handing seat assignments over to AI companies that already know everything about us anyway, promising a perfectly optimized yet disturbingly intrusive future.

A sarcastic dive into the upcoming 2026 “Shopping Bag Subscription,” where grocery stores follow Silicon Valley’s lead by offering monthly bag plans instead of asking customers for 10 cents each time. The post mocks unnecessary subscriptions, accidental auto-renewals, corporate greed, and the absurdity of selling this as a convenience while customers forget they’re even paying for it.

A sarcastic take on the classic Silicon Valley re-org disaster—where leadership pretends to fix problems, employees sense impending doom, and the final result is a chaotic shake-up that replaces trusted leaders with overwhelmed managers. Using the metaphor of an elephant giving birth to increasingly ridiculous creatures, the post explains how a promised transformation devolves into yet another fear-driven, holiday-timed layoff spree disguised as corporate brilliance.

Airbus tries to one-up the Boeing 737—right up until a software “oops” grounds the A320 fleet during peak holiday madness. Because nothing says innovation like rolling back to an old version that wasn’t exactly perfect either.

The government claims the “Golden Age of Travel” is returning—just not the parts anyone actually wants. No luxury, no service upgrades, just a dress code targeting your soft, fuzzy pajama pants. A sarcastic look at America’s newest aviation makeover.

Mars may be the billionaire fantasy destination of the century, but according to one very committed psychic, robots will take all the seats, rig the system, and leave humans stuck on Earth with compost bins and bad Wi-Fi. A sarcastic deep dive into our truly unhinged future.

A new therapy program sends you into a tiger enclosure to achieve “inner peace”—or at least forget your other problems. Raw meat, apex predators, and personal growth collide in the wildest mental-health trend yet.

Sick of your neighbor’s blinding holiday light display? Discover the totally reasonable, absolutely mature solution: unleash energy-guzzling AI tools to overwhelm the grid and bring silent nights back to your life. A festive guide in pure sarcasm.

Standing seats, airborne subway vibes, and $5 flights: airlines have finally brought New York’s rush-hour experience to the skies. Comfort not included.

After the recent tariffs on imported beans, our great nation has finally taken control of its caffeine destiny with a 12-square-mile artificial island next to Hawaii, known officially as Kopetopia. Debt, deregulation and denial make it possible: domestically grown coffee beans for every American.

Winter is rolling in with a fresh crop of new potholes. So this winter, grab a shovel, a reflective vest, and join the movement of DIY repair