Join the FOMO Movement

Not sure if it has a hashtag yet, but it’s easily the defining trend of 2026. You can’t escape it—and it’s gotten so mainstream your teenage kids already think it’s cringe.

Wanted one of those custom Trader Joe’s tote bags? So did your entire neighborhood. Congratulations, you just helped create a traffic jam large enough to qualify as a regional event. Hours of collective human life, gone—because canvas.

Then there’s the latest hyped beverages. Fancy Shirley Temple energy drink? Of course you waited in line for it. Did you actually enjoy it? Hard to tell. At this point, standing in line is the experience. It’s like a nostalgic callback to childhood road trips—except now you choose the traffic.

And then, naturally, Bitcoin. Nobody really understood it, but that didn’t stop anyone. Swipe a credit card at a Bitcoin ATM and suddenly you’re a visionary. Others proudly mined coins… only to later realize their “fortune” was sitting on a hard drive they recycled last month. Innovation meets trash day.

Now we’ve moved on to space. Apparently, Earth is no longer enough. The next big thing? Orbit economies. Data centers in space. Infrastructure… but make it zero gravity so we can pretend it’s exciting again.

So, have you bought into it yet? Space stocks, AI dreams, the full package? Of course you have. That’s what responsible, forward-thinking members of society do. You’re not just investing—you’re participating in the future. A trillionaire in the making.

Never mind that some of these companies are still “figuring things out.” Or that promises tend to age like milk. Or that we’ve heard variations of “this is the breakthrough” for the past 15 years. But details, details.

At least there’s fine print now. A gentle reminder that, yes, execution is still pending. Minor technicality.

So go ahead—post about it. Celebrate #FOMO while it lasts. Because opportunities like this don’t come every day. Only most days.