Welcome to Kopetopia: America’s Floating Caffeine Reserve
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Welcome to Kopetopia: America’s Floating Caffeine Reserve

After the recent tariffs on imported beans, our great nation has finally taken control of its caffeine destiny with a 12-square-mile artificial island next to Hawaii, known officially as Kopetopia. Debt, deregulation and denial make it possible: domestically grown coffee beans for every American.

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